Okay peeps, I have a new Poll Topic (of sorts):
Don’t laugh, but I was watching All My Children the other day, and they are all just SO freaking crazy! I started thinking, “What would happen if I were transplanted into their little Soap Opera-land?” I don’t think I would make any friends. They’re all so friggin’ catty and self-absorbed. Plus I don’t know any bigamists, I don’t spend 1/2 my day praying to god that so-and-so will get out of a coma, and I only have 1 father (so boh-ring). And they wear tacky clothes. And they have stupid names like Patch, and Babe.
But I digress…
So, here’s the question: What show would you most like to be a character on & do you think you’d fit in?
…Because, I would have loved to be on 90210, but again, I don’t have a crazy drug addiction, or 3 convertibles, or an illegitimate child. Damn it all to hell!
I think I’d probably choose Ugly Betty—cuz I know tons of leggy transgendered she/males & illegal Mexican immigrants. Oh, wait, hold on. That’s totally not true either. BUT, they get to be catty and fabu all the time, and wear trendy cute clothes (except Betty, of course.) And they have a fun fashiony job. Yeah. That would rock.
Or maybe 30 Rock, because although I haven’t ever actually seen it, I used to work for a TV show in 30 Rock, so I bet I already know the ropes and stuff. Wait, did that get canceled because Alec Baldwin yells at his kid (like 1/2 the friggin’ parents in the world…)
Oh, wait, wait, wait! I have it: Will & Grace. I would have made an EXCELLENT Karen’s sister. Yes, I think that’s my final decision.
Or a contestant on ANTM. I’m kidding.
OKay, so now it’s your turn. Again, the Q is: What show do you want to be on & would you fit in?
get their copy of see the last US Weekly? The picture of Ricki kind of freaks me out. It’s awesome and everything that she lost weight, but she is sucking in her tummy like a mo’fo. Seriously, she looks like she’s going to start hyperventilating. Scary. Am I being too mean?
pps-Special thanks to Marley at the YA Writers Blog. She held a contest to name and describe a cute guy for her new book, Rush – A Sisterhood Novel, and I won! God, how freaking amazing am I? wait–don’t answer that.
Here’s the description I gave:
“Piercing blue eyes. A choppy, rocker ‘do. He always carries drumsticks in the back pocket of his skinny jeans and taps them in the air when he’s bored, kind of a cute, A.D.D. quirk. And I’d call him Zach Daniels. Or Tug McCloud. Or Vaughn.”