What is the worst movie you’ve ever seen?
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January 14th, 2007 at 9:08 am
For now I’m going to say “Weekend At Bernies 2″.
…but I’m gonna keep thinking.
January 14th, 2007 at 10:17 pm
“Vanilla Sky” — in fact, i still get shivers of disdain when i think about it.
January 14th, 2007 at 10:20 pm
The Dreamers obviously.
the worst worst worst movie ever except of course narnia.
January 14th, 2007 at 10:21 pm
Hmmm… the worst ever…
Probably “Troll 2.” I bet most people didn’t even realize there WAS a sequel to the almost as crappy “Troll” from the 80’s.
January 14th, 2007 at 10:42 pm
“Dreamcatcher” or “Battlefield Earth”
A close third would be “Cool as Ice”, starring the one and only Vanilla Ice…. but that wasn’t supposed to be good.
January 14th, 2007 at 11:44 pm
Holiday starring Cameron “I have at least one look, but no more” Diaz and Jude “Type Casting? What the hell is that?” Law, Kate “Titanic refers to more than just a film I did” Winslett, Jack “Is this man really regarded as funny in America” Black. What make’s it worse is marketed as a chick flick. If I was a chick, I would be seriously offended. Not so much soul searching as having your whole will to live ripped out of your soul.
January 14th, 2007 at 11:55 pm
JINGLE ALL THE WAY
Sinbad+Ahhhhhhnold=clawing my eyes out.
Actually, clawing out my eyes is funnier.
January 15th, 2007 at 5:36 pm
The Prince of Central Park.
Has anyone else seen this caca-dodo? Harvey Keitel, what were you thinking… oh, wait. Nevermind.
This is one of less than a handful of movies that I have walked out on, in the theater.
January 16th, 2007 at 5:34 pm
Hmmm…off the top of my head:
Nothing But Trouble
A Simple Plan (stupid is what stupid does!)
Conspiracy Theory
January 16th, 2007 at 8:01 pm
Actual movie that I hated the most was probably “Baraka”, but not sure if that counts, cause everyone I talk to LOVED that movie (including all the people I saw it with). Most disappointing re-watch would have to be “Howard the Duck” – I definitely remember it rocking the house, but in retrospect, it blew.
January 16th, 2007 at 11:46 pm
Well, from the last year, I choose Silent Hill, which I can barely believe we sat through… I stayed because I thought it might start sucking less after a while, and to be fair, it did have that cool zombie-nurses-performance-art piece which almost made it worthwhile.
Eyes Wide Shut was a film whose sucktitude surprised me. Luckily I turned it off when I realised how awful it was – unluckily that was about an hour in.
I think I have to go with Showgirls, which manages to have leap-frogged the so-bad-it’s-good category and placed itself even beyond the abysmal so-bad-it’s-just-bad category into the so-bad-in-fact-so-unbelievably-moronic-it’s-good-again category.
It gets my vote for worst movie I ever saw because I did sit through it all, convinced that at some point there’d at least be some sort of softcore payoff. That’s the horror of Showgirls.
January 18th, 2007 at 4:54 am
SOULPLANE